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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 20, 2015 0:08:15 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Norse vs. Roman
Arena where one team is Norse gods and the other is Roman.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 20, 2015 17:35:58 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Hyper Joust
1v1 Joust, 100,000 starting gold.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 21, 2015 18:20:39 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Greek vs. Hindu
I'll give you three guesses.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 22, 2015 16:14:04 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Grab Bag
Random god in conquest, starting with 100,000 gold.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 23, 2015 18:36:35 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Chinese vs. Egyptian
What do you think? Because it's what you'd think.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 24, 2015 18:13:48 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Mana's No Object
Infinite mana Arena.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 25, 2015 17:49:43 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Cavalry Charge
3v3 Joust, everybody is Guan Yu, 80% CDR, Infinite Mana.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 26, 2015 19:23:47 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Roman vs. Mayan
IT'S A MYSTERY TO EVERYONE
It's assault this time, at least.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 27, 2015 18:30:17 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Siege Smackdown
100,000 gold, random god Siege.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 28, 2015 16:56:00 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Egyptian vs. Norse
This is getting old.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 29, 2015 18:47:10 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Joust The Two Of Us
2v2 Joust.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 30, 2015 18:28:29 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Chinese vs. Greek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 31, 2015 2:44:32 GMT -5
So, there's a shit-ton of awesome content coming up. Files pointing to Medusa as a future character have been datamined, there's a new Janus skin and VP coming up, and Boxer Mercury.
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Post by rannarootslane on Jan 31, 2015 7:39:14 GMT -5
but it has so many gods that can mandrop Mantheon puts the pathetic gods of Smite to shame His mandrop has 0 impact audio/visual wise, ergo he is a fucking shit spartan boy fucker that rather stick his spear inside a helot than a woman. Yes I'm mad because not only were spartans flamboyant as fuck but also the athenai. Of course. The Greek aesthetic dictates the sculpted male bod is the pinnacle of beauty. Socrates was not only ripped, he was FUCKING ripped. Pretty much every Greek philosopher, poet, tragedian, and so on would have been, because they were all adult male citizens, and either had to fight in the army or (later) row in the fleet. Or both. People underestimate the level of physical exertion these things required. These guys worked out EVERY day. They worked out so much that they actually liked working out. They lived to work out. Their entire leisure time was composed of working out and getting gay over how hot their bods were in the balmy Mediterranean sun. The first ten fucking pages in Plato's FIRST dialogue have Socrates lusting over a teenager's sweaty, manly pecs through his toga. Socrates likens himself to a lion that is about to gobble up its prey. He can barely control himself. That is how the Western philosophical tradition starts: homoerotic lust for ripped abs. When Alcibiades, the manliest man in history, bursts into the famous drinking party, at which the guests are discussing the urbane topic of Love, it is to ask Socrates why he never fucked him in the ass when they cuddled. You know how the dialogue ends? Socrates goes to the gym and works out. Modern recreations and reconstructions have not even succeeded in duplicating the physical feats reported of the Athenian soldiery - that is, the Athenian citizenry. Often, modern historians doubt that these feats are even being accurately reported, for instance the straight dash of the Athenian army across the entire field at Marathon. This is because modern athletes and bodybuilders can't even do these things, even with relatively light gear compared to what the Athenians actually carried. It took a team of Olympic master rowers to even APPROXIMATE the sailing techniques of the Athenian fleet, outside of combat conditions, on a placid sea. The entire Athenian fleet was regularly capable of these maneuvers, season after season, year after year, campaign after campaign. The sole engine of these maneuvers was muscle. Raw, sweaty, heaving Athenian muscle. Athenian men were the envy of the Aegean. It is understandable that modern historians, coming from a society of flabby, skinnyfat wimps, are unable to comprehend the sheer manliness of Athens. Socrates saved Alciabiades in a hoplite battle in the Peloponnesian War. Aeschylus, the tragic poet, fought at Marathon. And all of them worked out and fucked ass, at every moment they weren't literally inventing Western civilisation.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Jan 31, 2015 19:26:22 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Omnipotence
Conquest where all players begin at level 5, with infinite mana and 80% CDR.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 1, 2015 18:00:48 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: All Out Assault
All-pick assault.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 2, 2015 18:47:45 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Mayan vs. Hindu
Siege this time.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 3, 2015 17:39:14 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Group Hug
All pick Arena with the options of: Ares, Bacchus, Hades, Odin, Poseidon or Zeus
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 4, 2015 18:14:22 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Roman vs. Egyptian
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 5, 2015 18:19:00 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Shorthanded
3v3 conquest, increased XP and gold generation
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 6, 2015 18:16:16 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Norse vs. Roman
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 7, 2015 18:39:23 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Cooldowns Runneth Over
75% CDR, start at level 20, 100,000 gold, infinite mana, Arena.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 8, 2015 16:04:57 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Ultimate Arena of the Gods
You can overlap pick in Arena.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 9, 2015 17:21:33 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Egyptian vs. Mayan.
Joust.
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Post by Mr. Twister on Feb 10, 2015 18:29:32 GMT -5
Today's featured game mode is: Siege Smackdown
100,000 starting gold, random god Siege.
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